January 2010
36 posts
Ruby's
People need to stop giving me looks when I go out in public with children.
Just because I care for them well, doesn’t make them mine.
Mr. Leo, my waiter at Ruby’s last night, why in the hell were you calling me Momma? One, it was weird. Two, I am not their mother, nor anyone’s mother.
At least Makayla and Caden are more believably my children than the white blonde, blue-eyed...
He didn't make it
somewhatsarcastic:
hokeyheart:
Why does life have to be so difficult? Why can’t I just have one obstacle at a time rather than a million life-shattering ones?
I miss him.
which boy? haha, yes I’m serious.
Haha Lorraine, not a boy. My grandpa passed away yesterday afternoon.
He didn't make it
Why does life have to be so difficult? Why can’t I just have one obstacle at a time rather than a million life-shattering ones?
I miss him.
I'm suffocating.
I'm not going to UCLA
Thank you worthless Saddleback counselors.
Let me explain.
For several reasons that I will not explain, I could not get into the math class I needed last semester. Therefore, I wasn’t going to finish my math requirements on time. Both the head of the math department and a counselor assured me that I could just push my schedule back and just take the final math class over summer before I...
Grandpa is not doing so well. Seeing him tonight was harder than it has been.
I don’t think he’s going to make it.
MY MOTHER MAKES ME CRAZY.
I wish she did not have such power over my emotions.
I hate spending money on text books. YUCK.
(via ladyinwaiting)
I just listed all mine and am now depressed. I did NOT buy them for the same prices I have to sell them for. Fuck.
gag
somewhatsarcastic:
is my natural response to coachella.
I’ve been sick of it since it became popular, and this year isn’t any different.
I agree. Especially since it’s on my birthday so a ton of my friends will be ditching me to hang out in the boiling heat and hear mediocre music amongst a bunch of smelly crazies that don’t wear underpants.
boys boys boys
somewhatsarcastic:
erin, do NOT feel bad. Just don’t. As young adults we go through stuff like this, i.e. hooking up with guys who we don’t like, guys who have girlfriends, guys we lead on, guys we don’t know the name of, etc. I mean- don’t hook up with him again (until he is single), but o well :) Let it be.
& i have TOTEs heard of something corporate. thats crazzzay.
i think its even ...
I think I found the secret
to clear skin. Or at least something that seems to be helping me immensely.
Wash your sheets. Often.
I don’t usually because I shower before bed and don’t have sex in it, but I recently bleached my pillow cases and sheets and I haven’t gotten one pimple since. NOT ONE.
Maybe it’s a coincidence? Either way I’m going to keep it up!
Plus, fresh clean sheets are...
The only upside
to being this stressed is that I don’t eat and I somehow hit 112, which I haven’t been since I was depressed at Santa Cruz.
My weekend
Started with a broked computer, moved on to a wedding where I stupidly and drunkenly let someone with a girlfriend kiss me, then my car windows got smashed and my grandmpa had something like a heartattack and is in Cardiac ICU where he’s been since Monday.
Gah.
YUM
So there was this SUPER cute guy in my math class that I had been eyeing since the first day. Well, today it was absolutely dumping rain and I was parked really far away. So was he. I called my mom and she (the amazingly beautiful mother that she is) came and picked me up to drive me to my car.
Before I left I had been chatting it up with Brian (super cute math class guy) and had offered to take...
So I did something I thought I never would..
somewhatsarcastic:
hokeyheart:
And it isn’t a good thing.
I let someone who I knew had a girlfriend kiss me. In fact, his girlfriend was in the house while we were walking the dog.
In my defense, I was indeed both drunk and high and it was after a wedding (which means that I was all sappy and romantic feeling). Which aren’t excuses but everyone knows that drinking impairs your judgment.
And...
So I did something I thought I never would..
And it isn’t a good thing.
I let someone who I knew had a girlfriend kiss me. In fact, his girlfriend was in the house while we were walking the dog.
In my defense, I was indeed both drunk and high and it was after a wedding (which means that I was all sappy and romantic feeling). Which aren’t excuses but everyone knows that drinking impairs your judgment.
And he was so cute. Like,...
Lorraine..
I recently met a rich guy who keeps offering to buy me stuff, from groceries to larger items. I’m not a girl who’s looking for a dude to pay her bills. Should I be saying yes or no to his offers? I don’t want him to think that’s all I want him for.
Cary McNeal answered question on January 12, 2010 11:15 PM
Well, you can take his gifts if you like, but know that...
My room is beautiful.
I just spent hours cleaning it out and now it’s beautiful.
I went through everything in my closet. EVERYTHING. Now I have room for more clothes I actually wear and no more jenky undies or socks or other crap I don’t wear or use.
My room is dust-free in every nook and cranny and corner. My sheets are freshly washed and bleached and extra white now. My pillows are fluffy and my...
I have a bladder infection.
Again.
Awesome. These are the most uncomfortable things in the freaking world. I can’t even sleep now.
That’s the price I pay for a great weekend. Harumph.
So I was babysitting..
and you know when you fall asleep but you’re trying really hard not to? But you doze off anyway only to wake up when the parents get home feeling almost drunk you’re so dizzy and out of sorts?
That happened to me tonight. Without the falling asleep part.
I was sitting on the couch flipping between a Glee rerun and Cake Boss when I suddenly felt incredibly dizzy. One side of my throat...
My mom
makes me crazy. Of course. This is the part where I rant about it.
So I made about $500 temping in an office for this woman also named Erin. She is a friend of my mother’s and the job turned out to be a weird scheme to set me up with her son (a scheme of my mother’s). Anyway, on my last day she didn’t make it to the bank to get cash and accidentally forgot checks (which is...
Just did the Facebook stalker thing
My results totally creeped me out. They are as follows:
1. Becky Abel (old church leader who had never been kissed)
2. Madison Wells (Kelly Dolkas’s best friend, who I met once)
3. Shane Cunningham (Kelly’s ex-boyfriend who I partied with once)
4. Kelly Dolkas
I don’t even remember number five because I was so thoroughly bothered by the aforementioned list. I haven’t...
:( r.i.p. BOB
somewhatsarcastic:
today blew…and its not even over. my family had to put down our family dog today. Its way way harder than I thought. That dog and my mom were so tight, its tough to see her sad. The debate of euthanizing a loved dear pet is extremely difficult. He has been quite bad for 10 days, cannot stand up, fell in the pool-freezing cold pool, not eating, not drinking, can’t control his...
Those ads on the side panel of facebook..
Mine read as follows:
“Meet cute boys!”
“Meet intelligent guys!”
“Want a boyfriend?”
How does facebook even know I’m single and slightly desperate?
Made
and amazing looking pizza. Did not taste amazing. Tasted like mush. Such a disappointment.
But anyway, the party last night was a success. Everyone had tons of fun, it was drama free, and had the perfect mix of old friends and new ones. Lots of laughter and love bringing in the New Year. Happy New Year!
I actually woke up not that hung over, with not too much of a mess to clean up, although...
Bold all the things you’ve done in 2009
somewhatsarcastic:
thewaterflowsup:
mirmzy / mcgonagall / morganfreeman / humbleorphans / paintstainedfingers / strangerslikeme / chaoticbeast / funkylove:
Did something you said you would never do.
Paid for someone who said they would pay you back but never did.
Lied about where you were.
Discovered a new musician.
Made something for a friend.
Got a new phone.
Got a new iPod/Zune/Mp3...