January 2011
4 posts
If any of these symptoms apply to you...
change your clothes.
either ass cheek hangs out of the bottom of your shorts — it’s not sexy, it’s trashy.
your shorts are roughly the size of your granny-panty period underwear — you should never wear any pants that are the size of any pair of underwear you own. Unless you own bloomers.
if your shorts do not cover the part of your thighs that rub together when you walk...
