Hokey Gal

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Dear Girl at the Gym, I will preface this by saying that, yes, I am jealous of your even tan and serious muscle tone. That said, I think it is silly to wear your hot pink, ass-exposing shorts and then try and do leg-lifting ab workouts without flashing people. First, I simply giggled at your stupidity and attention-whoringness. Then you folded up your t-shirt exposing your stomach. Yes, you have a flat stomach and nice muscle tone but I am disgusted for you but mostly for me. You are rolling around on the nasty gym mats, mostly naked. There are all kinds of sweaty-people germs on that thing. Plus, I have no idea the kinds of diseases and infections you are carrying around and subsequently transferring to the mat from your bare skin.  So do us all a favor and showcase your hot bod and fitness skills by taking a booty short and sports bra run around the perimeter and stop trying to show off.  Next time, wear more clothes. Nobody wants to come use your spot after you’ve left to find a puddle of sweat that should have been soaked up by wearing appropriate clothing. Thanks.

Dear Girl at the Gym,

I will preface this by saying that, yes, I am jealous of your even tan and serious muscle tone.

That said, I think it is silly to wear your hot pink, ass-exposing shorts and then try and do leg-lifting ab workouts without flashing people. First, I simply giggled at your stupidity and attention-whoringness. Then you folded up your t-shirt exposing your stomach. Yes, you have a flat stomach and nice muscle tone but I am disgusted for you but mostly for me.

You are rolling around on the nasty gym mats, mostly naked. There are all kinds of sweaty-people germs on that thing. Plus, I have no idea the kinds of diseases and infections you are carrying around and subsequently transferring to the mat from your bare skin. 

So do us all a favor and showcase your hot bod and fitness skills by taking a booty short and sports bra run around the perimeter and stop trying to show off. 

Next time, wear more clothes. Nobody wants to come use your spot after you’ve left to find a puddle of sweat that should have been soaked up by wearing appropriate clothing.

Thanks.